What is the one thing Haskell is missing? Bling. We need T-shirts, sweatshirts, coffee mugs, USB sticks, and everything else that modern programming languages have. This page should help bridge that gap.
Anyone who wants to advertise Haskell-specific bling on this page should contact me directly: for obvious reasons I will not be putting up a form to get your content automatically added. I don't care if you are selling stuff, giving it away for free, whatever: just send it in.